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Reputation Has Blunted Me

Friday, April 07, 2006

Hypothetical Scenerio:

Employee A: Seated at desk in backroom, talking dirty on company phone, giggling in response to sexual comments made by person on other end (presumably boyfriend).

Employee B: Stuffing face with cinnamon bun, fully aware of the sexual conversation unfolding but not willing to stop eating cinnamon bun and leave.

Employee A: Gives dirty looks until Employee B leaves.

Who is in the right? Of course phone sex should be granted the privlage of privacy but is it really necessary to engage in it when your co-workers are within ear range? Should I have stuffed the cinnamon bun promply and got out of there? Hmmm.

3 Comments:

  • At 3:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    she is disgusting!

    love emily.

    ps you should have made it a 3 way phone convo.

     
  • At 3:21 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    you should have said
    "Wanna bite?"

     
  • At 4:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i would have stayed and stared....then i would have made useless comments like....tell him you want it here...and i wanna wax your penis.

     

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