Charming.
Darcy just compiled a short list of things which make her feel crazy, sane, and confused. It made me remember that it's been awhile since i've created a list of things which annoy me. I have been irritable for the last few days (largely attributed to lack of sleep, raging horomones, and needless anxiety) so I figure it's the perfect time to bitch and whine. If you have any additional things for the list (or you can say what is annoying about me if you want), add them.
1. When people wear furry red ugg boots (the "yettis", as Kathy calls them) but they wear them in a size too big so they have to walk across the street like a caveman.
2. When people dye their hair black underneath and blonde on top.
3. People who are on the Atkins diet.
4. Wearing a belt over your dress shirt but putting the belt just below your boobs.
5. When people pretend that they don't enjoy eating fast food
6. I've said this before, but I hate it when people make their baby wear a pony tail. It's usually a tiny little tuft of hair and you can tell it hurts the baby (but I love it when babies wear snowsuits).
7. When people give you cats for no reason
8. When you play a nintendo game with someone and they beat you and dance around to rub it in.
9. When people put alarm clocks by your face until they go off and watch you feel uncomfortable and upset. Then they just laugh at you and you have to get up and go to an 8 hour shift while they go back to sleep (just a hypothetical situation...).
10. Kathy hates Ultimate Frisbee simply because of the word "ultimate".
Now that i'm finished this list, it's back to business. I have an exam in three hours and I have barely cracked a book. I took the liberty of creating some short cuts to remember things :D.A.P.S.I.C. (discipline, aids to discipline, patience, indirectness and concentration). I kind of like the sounds of "dapsic", it sounds like spastic or frantic. I am going to use it from now on.
Last night I hung out with my married friends. I feel like I should find someone to marry me so I can stop feeling like their daughter. We went to "Gatsby's" and it was some of the worst service i've ever had. Our first waiter was really cute and charming but after he went home, the whole place went to shit. Nathan and I were finished our meal when Erin ordered because they forgot her. Then our other waitress kept forgetting us. It felt bad. Erin and Nate didn't tip but I did. I am a pushover. Plus she was short and I felt tall-people guilt (hah) and she seemed like she was just too excited about something else to know what was up and what was down.
Okay, my break is officially up. It's time to drink copius amounts of coffee and have a mini breakdown.
On a good note, this will be my last time in this internet lab and more importantly, at this school. I am feeling a teensy bit regretful about it. You know how when you graduated high school there is a talent show and they play that Graduation Song by Vitamin C ("as we go on......we remeber.....all the times we.......had together....") and everyone gets really sad about seeing the people they backstabbed for three years go off and get useless degrees? I don't feel sad like that. Just kind of like i've finished something and that I had something productive to proove I am not a failure: Sarah Sowerby, BA. And boy, will I put it to good use. Does anyone want to celebrate four years of man-hating, queer theory, death and dying and feminazi educational learning with the help of excessive drinking this week? Let me know.
Darcy just compiled a short list of things which make her feel crazy, sane, and confused. It made me remember that it's been awhile since i've created a list of things which annoy me. I have been irritable for the last few days (largely attributed to lack of sleep, raging horomones, and needless anxiety) so I figure it's the perfect time to bitch and whine. If you have any additional things for the list (or you can say what is annoying about me if you want), add them.
1. When people wear furry red ugg boots (the "yettis", as Kathy calls them) but they wear them in a size too big so they have to walk across the street like a caveman.
2. When people dye their hair black underneath and blonde on top.
3. People who are on the Atkins diet.
4. Wearing a belt over your dress shirt but putting the belt just below your boobs.
5. When people pretend that they don't enjoy eating fast food
6. I've said this before, but I hate it when people make their baby wear a pony tail. It's usually a tiny little tuft of hair and you can tell it hurts the baby (but I love it when babies wear snowsuits).
7. When people give you cats for no reason
8. When you play a nintendo game with someone and they beat you and dance around to rub it in.
9. When people put alarm clocks by your face until they go off and watch you feel uncomfortable and upset. Then they just laugh at you and you have to get up and go to an 8 hour shift while they go back to sleep (just a hypothetical situation...).
10. Kathy hates Ultimate Frisbee simply because of the word "ultimate".
Now that i'm finished this list, it's back to business. I have an exam in three hours and I have barely cracked a book. I took the liberty of creating some short cuts to remember things :D.A.P.S.I.C. (discipline, aids to discipline, patience, indirectness and concentration). I kind of like the sounds of "dapsic", it sounds like spastic or frantic. I am going to use it from now on.
Last night I hung out with my married friends. I feel like I should find someone to marry me so I can stop feeling like their daughter. We went to "Gatsby's" and it was some of the worst service i've ever had. Our first waiter was really cute and charming but after he went home, the whole place went to shit. Nathan and I were finished our meal when Erin ordered because they forgot her. Then our other waitress kept forgetting us. It felt bad. Erin and Nate didn't tip but I did. I am a pushover. Plus she was short and I felt tall-people guilt (hah) and she seemed like she was just too excited about something else to know what was up and what was down.
Okay, my break is officially up. It's time to drink copius amounts of coffee and have a mini breakdown.
On a good note, this will be my last time in this internet lab and more importantly, at this school. I am feeling a teensy bit regretful about it. You know how when you graduated high school there is a talent show and they play that Graduation Song by Vitamin C ("as we go on......we remeber.....all the times we.......had together....") and everyone gets really sad about seeing the people they backstabbed for three years go off and get useless degrees? I don't feel sad like that. Just kind of like i've finished something and that I had something productive to proove I am not a failure: Sarah Sowerby, BA. And boy, will I put it to good use. Does anyone want to celebrate four years of man-hating, queer theory, death and dying and feminazi educational learning with the help of excessive drinking this week? Let me know.
1 Comments:
At 7:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
what does the S stand for in DAPSIC.
did you just add it for the nice sound?
love emily
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