Dartmouth's Newest Poet: Meri Scoville

Valentines day you crept up on me in the night,
just like the shocker you amazed me with all you majesty and light.
although a bit surprised at first, i learned to enjoy your spontieity
i love you valentines day, to me you truly are a deity,
you showed me that life is fun when you're thunderstruck
i'm sorry that last year i called you a dumb Fuck
you showed up and shocked me in the night
and to me Valentines day that's alright.

Any poem that incorporates the components of erotic love as well as a reference to The Shocker is good in my books.

I am writing a paper but i can't coonnnncceeenttrrate! I hate writing papers when i'm excited. I am going away in 5 days! I just ate a cake that Emily made, it had two whole bottles of food coloring in it. I am waiting for my headache to arrive shortly....