Are you feeling Zip Zip?
Right now I am looking up some stores online for when I (hopefully!) go to Montreal in a week and a half. I am mildly disappointed. All of the clothes online are those really awful looking pant skirt things. You know, the ones which could be categorized in the "capri" genre but really just look like two giant pieces of old sweat pants strung together? I am sorry if anyone who reads this blog is into those pants but if you do, I think you should know that they look stupid.
Tonight I went to my Uncle's house for dinner. The food was so good. I wish I had been brave enough to ask to eat thirds. There was pretty much every food group and they taught me that maple syrup tastes good on vanilla ice cream. Who knew? I also got to talk to my really, really funny and eccentric cousin Lucy. She told me funny stories. Like how her boyfriend is doing med school in the Carribbean and he came home and wrestled a giant iguana (sp?) and then stuck it in a giant bag and sold it to a guy who later ate it for supper. I like her. We spent most of dinner talking about the new strip club. Lucy went there twice this weekend. She told me all about the male strippers and how they do coreographed routines to the musical "Grease." We also talked about why anal sex isn't legal if you're a teenager. I find that really strange. First of all, how would the law ever find out? Secondly, I mean, wouldn't it reduce teen pregnancy? Apparently Harper is raising the age of sexual consent to sixteen. Woah. All we talked about during the dinner was sex. I wore a scarf to cover up a stupid hiccy that I got as a joke but by the end, I was wondering why I even bothered. I think that discussions circulating around the rudiments of laws implemented on anal sex and lap dances certainly transcends mainstream dinner ediquette. Anyways, hiccys are super cool.....
I am stuffing my face with squares right now. They are so good. I just found these little jems in the back of the freezer a few days ago.
Name three things about me, good or bad and i'll do the same for you.
Right now I am looking up some stores online for when I (hopefully!) go to Montreal in a week and a half. I am mildly disappointed. All of the clothes online are those really awful looking pant skirt things. You know, the ones which could be categorized in the "capri" genre but really just look like two giant pieces of old sweat pants strung together? I am sorry if anyone who reads this blog is into those pants but if you do, I think you should know that they look stupid.
Tonight I went to my Uncle's house for dinner. The food was so good. I wish I had been brave enough to ask to eat thirds. There was pretty much every food group and they taught me that maple syrup tastes good on vanilla ice cream. Who knew? I also got to talk to my really, really funny and eccentric cousin Lucy. She told me funny stories. Like how her boyfriend is doing med school in the Carribbean and he came home and wrestled a giant iguana (sp?) and then stuck it in a giant bag and sold it to a guy who later ate it for supper. I like her. We spent most of dinner talking about the new strip club. Lucy went there twice this weekend. She told me all about the male strippers and how they do coreographed routines to the musical "Grease." We also talked about why anal sex isn't legal if you're a teenager. I find that really strange. First of all, how would the law ever find out? Secondly, I mean, wouldn't it reduce teen pregnancy? Apparently Harper is raising the age of sexual consent to sixteen. Woah. All we talked about during the dinner was sex. I wore a scarf to cover up a stupid hiccy that I got as a joke but by the end, I was wondering why I even bothered. I think that discussions circulating around the rudiments of laws implemented on anal sex and lap dances certainly transcends mainstream dinner ediquette. Anyways, hiccys are super cool.....
I am stuffing my face with squares right now. They are so good. I just found these little jems in the back of the freezer a few days ago.
Name three things about me, good or bad and i'll do the same for you.
11 Comments:
At 9:17 PM,
Anonymous said…
1. your hair always looks so choppy and i cant get mine to look like that. no matter what my haircut is like. if my haircut is the exact same as yours it still wouldnt work. i try and try and i never succeed. mine looks like a boring bowl. i think about this a lot.
2. i really like how you like stupid fun. you make me laugh waaay more than most people, and i like how youre not afraid to say or do gross things. i dont like prissy girls who wont talk about things like fisting and poop. so that means i like you.
3. you are nice to everyone, even when they treat you like diarrhea. you dont hold grudges really, which i cant do...i never forget stupid things people do to me. i dont mean you let people walk all over you, you just forgive and forget easily, which is hard to do. YOURE A STRONG WOMAN, SARAH SOWERBY.
this wasnt supposed to come out as mushy and dumb as it did. but it did. so fucking deal with it you vagbag. LYLAS. SVH 4 LYFE.
Love Emily
At 9:20 PM,
Anonymous said…
REVISED version:
1. GIANT CONTACT LENS
2. WALKS LIKE AN APE WHEN UNHAPPY
3. LOVES TO RAVE (at the palace)
luvz,
Emily xoxo
At 9:26 PM,
Saraiu01 said…
Emily!
1. You are my one of my favorite people to do exercise dances with. You are one of the few people who understands how to successfully master the art of lame/jock humor(and apply to appropriate samples of people).
2. You have the best earring collection EEVVVVVUUUURRRR
3. You listen and are empathetic. I really appreciate that about you. I n ever feel like you are one of those people who is waiting for the moment to divert the conversation to themselves and it's endearing.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK (you're doing a good job).
At 9:29 PM,
Saraiu01 said…
And i don't walk like an ape when "unhappy." I walk like an ape when:
a) I have cramps
b) I am cold
c) I ate too much
d) I feel like it.
At 9:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
awww HUN!
i have tears in my eyes!
emily
At 1:52 PM,
katherine said…
My dearst darling Sarah:
Numero Uno: You love to pick at things. One of the first times both you and Willis were at my house in D-town, I gave you a huge lashlight that my father had made out of a spotlight and you used it to look and poke in Willis ear. You also like to pop zits.
two: Like you said about Ms. Emily, you are a good listener. You know how to take care of people and make them feel special. You are empathetic, too, and I'm glad that I have you to talk to when I need to talk about anything. Especially when it comes to boyz, gurlfriend.
threee: OMG, you like have the best style EvEa! I, like, always wanna borrow your clothes and stuff. LOL.
and you are funny shit.
At 7:23 PM,
Krista Comeau said…
sarah!
1. you are one of the wierdest people i have ever met and that's counting the mannish woman from the bus stop who swear and mutters under her breath.
joke.
but you do have a wicked sense of humour and i know i will always have a good time when you're around. i always end up laughing a lot.
2. you are just so god damn stylish. it looks like you rolled out of bed and shoved on whatever was on your floor but you still look like a million bucks anyways. you bitch. ...oh plus you hair always looks good. it should be a murphy's law.
3. you're sort of nice sometimes. i like having talk-talks with you cuz we have a lot of the same views and i trust your opinion.
you're taking me to london with you right?
At 7:30 AM,
Saraiu01 said…
NIKKI:
1) You do funny and lame things like wear pumpkin sweatshirts to school on Halloween. This is quite possibly my favorite thing about you ( I love lame).
2) You are extremely generous. If it wasn't for you, there would have been countless times where I would have been drive-less/starving. I appreciate this!
3) You have a good knowledge of pretty much every genre of movie; this is admirable.
KAFFY
1) You are the classic beauty
2) You always make me feel really wanted as a friend. You always genuinely care how i'm doing and you always want to make things better. You are also the best birthday planner EEVVVAAA. Anyways, you are good at caring for me. I love you for that.
3) You aren't afraid to say how you feel about stuff. I wish I was more like that sometimes. I like how you're not afraid of confrontation and will stand up for your opinions.
And you like neat things like art & music. Kaffy!
Krista
1) Even though you don't think so and will be embarrassed: You are so beautiful and you look like a movie star from the 50's. I know you think that Ava Gardner and all them are so great but you look like them, slut!
2) You are so genuinely kind and you know how to keep your mouth shut. I know that no matter what I tell you you'll never repeat it.
3) You are fun to go out and drink with and do shots with and make fun of lame boys with. We need to do more of that in the near future.
This idea got kind of mushy but whatever. Sometimes people need to feel good.
At 10:46 AM,
Anonymous said…
this is my favourite blog post/comment collection of all time. so cutesies and nice.
Emily
At 1:17 PM,
Anonymous said…
thanks sarah.
you said nice things even though mine were kind of silly.
i say silly things because i am afraid that if i say nice things about someone then they will have to make up something nice to say about me.
all the nice things people have already said about you are very true indeed, especially these three which i agree strongly with:
-you are very beautiful and with an attractive sense of fashion. you always look good and even though you may appear snobby to people who don't know you, you aren't like that at all. in fact you hate girls like that. i think its endearing that you went to drop off your resume at club monaco but got scared becuase there are girls there that are actually like that.
-you are extremely funny! i feel like i haven't had full advantage of that since living with you because this past year has been a year of feeling displaced. but you don't take anything too seriously and hanging out with you is always a fun time, no matter who else is around.
-the not taking things too seriously kind of goes along with this, but you are very resilient and deal with life's big ones in a calm and controlled manor. it's not that things aren't important to you, but i guess you just seem to let it go and move on and just generally have a healthy way of coping. you know?
anyway...that is all. see you at the grass.
ps. there is a shopping cart in our apartment right now.
~N
At 3:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
Sawaaaa
1) You usually listen, but even when you do, it's feels a little bit fake. It doesn't help me maintain and enhance my self-esteem.
2) Do you really think you're fooling anyone with that wig????
3) I think that it's great that you can pick up all these hott guys all the time, but really , sawa, don't you think that five a night is a bit excessive.
Luv Fairuz & Tom
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