At work. No sleep. Little patience. Montreal tomorrow. Giddy. Want to buy things. GONNA HIT UP ERRRY STRIP CLUB THURR.

I always get stressed out that I will feel horrible at work if I don't sleep. However, I slept for about 1.5 hours and now I feel GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (this is not sarcastic, for REALZ). Right now Emily and Kristina are squawking behind me about the fact that Emily just ate poision. Kristina thought it would be funny to stick the wand of our Air Duster (chemical cleaning product we use to clean the computer) into her pear and spray it. Emily ate it. We read the back and it said to "seek medical attention immediately" if it is orally consumed. Kristina felt bad for almost killing Emily so she sprayed it all over a muffin and ate it. Now I am waiting for the moment where they both start spitting up blood or turning blue.