Tim Bone.
This morning I woke up and had to go "Access Nova Scotia" to get my lisence renewed. I didn't sleep so well last night so I decided to take the risk and drink a Time HOrton's coffee. I, from this moment on, pledge to never consume another cup of it. Within 20 minutes it had migrated from my mouth to my bowels and I have never felt such intense stomach cramps in my whole life. Which begs the question: how to people function on this coffee on a day-to-day basis? Do people just accept bloody diarreah as an acceptable and expectably form of detox? Or do people simply build up a resistance to msg and beans which were scraped off a Carribbean donkey's hoof? I got ripped off. I paid for it with my wallet and then my butt. I always found it strange when people said things like "I need my Timmy's" and now the phrase seems even more alien to me. So good-bye, Tim Bone.
If anyone else has suffered the physical side-effects of Tim Bone, respond.
Love, Sarah.
P.S. My England address will be 4 Blandford Street. Send me a hair dryer and straightner-- Mine will have to be thrown out. Why can't electrical outlets be universal?
This morning I woke up and had to go "Access Nova Scotia" to get my lisence renewed. I didn't sleep so well last night so I decided to take the risk and drink a Time HOrton's coffee. I, from this moment on, pledge to never consume another cup of it. Within 20 minutes it had migrated from my mouth to my bowels and I have never felt such intense stomach cramps in my whole life. Which begs the question: how to people function on this coffee on a day-to-day basis? Do people just accept bloody diarreah as an acceptable and expectably form of detox? Or do people simply build up a resistance to msg and beans which were scraped off a Carribbean donkey's hoof? I got ripped off. I paid for it with my wallet and then my butt. I always found it strange when people said things like "I need my Timmy's" and now the phrase seems even more alien to me. So good-bye, Tim Bone.
If anyone else has suffered the physical side-effects of Tim Bone, respond.
Love, Sarah.
P.S. My England address will be 4 Blandford Street. Send me a hair dryer and straightner-- Mine will have to be thrown out. Why can't electrical outlets be universal?
3 Comments:
At 1:23 PM,
Big Nikki said…
tim's sucks. to me it tastes like cigatette ashes and coffee grinds. it doesnt give me bloody poop, but it does make me poop that is for sure. the NED has the same effect usually. i never really drank tim's on a regular basis, but i DID eat ned at times once a week or more. i did not build up a tolerance, my only explaination is that it tastes good at the time and everyone else is doing it...also, you can buy converters for your dryer and straightener so don't ride republican by throwing it out!! just get the converter! that's what we did when we went to israel.
At 5:43 AM,
Anonymous said…
naw. you will be able to get converter plugs. no problem. hope/are you liking? take lots of pictures. see you sunday sire.
jillian
At 3:41 PM,
Saraiu01 said…
It's for the sake of blood anus.
Well where do I buy the adaptar, idiots???
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