jizz pizza

....gave me food posioning. I am never eating at K.O.D. This makes me feel both triumphant and sad. Firstly, I feel as though eating pizza which is speckled with semen warrants writing off KOD--I am proud i've been able to arrive at this realization. On second thought, I will really miss BBQ CHICK'IN pizzzaz! I am not exclusively certain that I consumed some form of bodily fluid but if I had, it would explain a lot! I threw up for about 5 hours after eating it. I think it could have something to do with the fact that I had gin and tonics prior to eating the pizza but that is not my problem.

When is everyone coming home for a visit?????

There have been some real idiots in here tonight. Carrot Cakes won't even come in here anymore and it's annoying. I wish Alberto was still alive.

I went to Tribecca last night and it was fun/lame/sassy! They are selling t-shirts that say "tribecca" on them only it's the Ramones logo. WOAH!!!! COOL SIRE, hello....! The thing that bothers me about that place is the lack of air conditioning/brain capacity. I feel like i've been thrust into an anus or an armpit and there's no escape. I don't like boobs in my face and they're everywhere! I am not big on boobs anyways. I am glad I have smallies because they just behave so much better!

Yesterday I hung out with Ted and the newly weds. It was funny and fun fun fun.

I gotta go. BLAH.

P.S. EMILY ROSS! Post your pictures!!!!!!!