Christmas Brain Storm SESH! Or "To Do" list!
A gingerbread house,
Tinsel framed mouse!
Christmas reindeer twister,
Decorate your sister!
A candy cane horse,
with nut meg of course!
Lil Drummer Boi tatoo,
Snowball fight with Rew!
A good Christmas book,
a new holiday look.
A sugarplum mountain,
Vodka cooler fountain!
An eggnog orgasm,
Come on, everyone has em!
Throw your mother in the fire,
just kidding about that one, sire!
A Brentwood staff party,
don't get too farty.
This is all we have to say,
so don't forget to have fun AH??????
If you read this site and don't add to list,
Caveman will meet you under mistletoe for a kiss!
But seriously, add ideas, please.
A gingerbread house,
Tinsel framed mouse!
Christmas reindeer twister,
Decorate your sister!
A candy cane horse,
with nut meg of course!
Lil Drummer Boi tatoo,
Snowball fight with Rew!
A good Christmas book,
a new holiday look.
A sugarplum mountain,
Vodka cooler fountain!
An eggnog orgasm,
Come on, everyone has em!
Throw your mother in the fire,
just kidding about that one, sire!
A Brentwood staff party,
don't get too farty.
This is all we have to say,
so don't forget to have fun AH??????
If you read this site and don't add to list,
Caveman will meet you under mistletoe for a kiss!
But seriously, add ideas, please.
10 Comments:
At 3:01 PM,
Unknown said…
wear antlers on your head
stuff a turkey's bum with bread
At 6:44 PM,
Anonymous said…
a candycane forest,
a grandma named Delores.
eat turkey till youre sick,
give an icicle a lick!
-emily
At 7:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
I can't rhyme, Cave Man, meet me under the mistletoe.
At 10:08 AM,
Anonymous said…
christmas tree vibrator on shelf,
christmas with an elf.
gingerbread vagina.
letter from china.
At 10:16 AM,
Anonymous said…
christmas in a strange town
walk around with a frown
if only i had a grande soy extra hot no water chai
then maybe i could get by.
At 4:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
i enjoy the part about sire however i don't like decorate your sister....die.
from yo sista lil allie G
ps. my birthday is on friday!
At 4:57 PM,
Anonymous said…
i cant think...therefore ill just post my hott scott poem:
Hot Scott
I love a guy named Scott
He is really, really hot
He has the best nose ever
I love him, I wish we were together
His handsome brown eyes sparkle in the sun
When we go on dates, we have so much fun
I love his voice and his winning smile
He is hotter then the hottest guy by a mile
I love his fake British accent when he reads Romeo & Juliet
I know it’s something I will never forget
His big puffy blue jacket makes me drool
When he smokes, he looks so tough and cool
So Dear Scott, please consider me to be your girl
It would make the happiest person in the world
I love you so much, I wish we could kiss
But your beak gets in the way so I think you’ll miss
At 4:44 PM,
Krista Comeau said…
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At 4:46 PM,
Krista Comeau said…
you guys should put these in a book
bet peeps would take a second look
it would make the best-sellers list
well just until moms and dads get pissed
gingerbread vagina?
letter from china?
sounds like emily
she's so pervy
At 5:48 PM,
Saraiu01 said…
Gingerbread vagina was M O I!
Thanks for underestimating my extensive vocabulary!
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