I surrender.

I am on page three of my fifteen page term paper. It's actually shaping up quite nicely. I like writing about women in the early modern era and the female anotomy and the uterus polluting the brain and fun stuff like that.

This weekend has been excellent. It all started with a surprise visit from Kathy! I got really confused when I saw her I kept thinking :"Duh, don't Kafy live in Montreal...duh?" but then it was her and she was real and I hugged her. I have felt 100% better lately. Really. I don't want to work over Christmas. I want to drink, decorate, dance, dismember things! I have a feeling this Christmas won't be a total flop and i'm hoping to catch up with a lot of people i've missed throughout the year. I am done exams on the thirteenth and from then forward, will be up for just about anything. I am kind of glad I don't have a boyfriend for Christmas this year because now I can take the money that I would have spent on a gift for him and buy myself something great. Maybe a revenge gift like my aunt gave my uncle...boob job? Or maybe if I start dating the only guy i find slightly attractive from my religion class (which will sooooooooooo be happening) we will decorate the tree and I will move the decoration to a better place. LOLZ. LUVS IT, SIRE.

My mom just came in and told me that my very religious cousin who is 19 and dating a guy who is 28 with a baby broke up with him. Apparently she showed at his house to break the news and he knew if was coming so he tried to put a stop to it!!!! He did this by decorating the whole house (and his baby) in candles and flowers! He didn't actually decorate the baby in candles but I think it would have been awesome if he did. Anyways, she broke up with him anyhow. Wouldn't that be awkward? I think it would just make me feel worse. I bet he felt pretty bad when he had to clean up all the petals and stuff. I like break-up stories sometimes. I know it's kind of cruel, but sometimes they are intriguing. I feel half-tempted to date Glennie because I would like to see how the break-up would happen.

I had a BIG breakfast today and just realized I haven't eaten since. Gotta get eating.

And last but not least, prank phone calls never stop being funny. ever.