If you don't want to go to fist city.....

Yea! I'm productive! I've gotten a lot of shit done this past week. Everyone knows what I mean, the really gross crap that just sits around. In case you don't, i'll provide some examples:
-I paid off my parking tickets. I didn't really do this because I have a choice, my Dad sent me them in an envelope and demanded I pay them. Even though I didn't take the liberty or modivation of doing it myself, they're paid (and they had somehow only accumulated to $45!), ching!
-I paid off my outstanding VISA fees. Again, it isn't something that I consciously did. For the longest time, I would just get the VISA bill and non chantlantly chuck it in the garbage can. I always assumed that collection agencies only prey on large VISA accounts. I figured that chasing me down for late payments on my $500 one would be a waste of their time. I was wrong. I got some mail the other day that was what would normally be my visa bill (same envelope, address, missing child ad on front...) only it was YELLOW. Since I haven't touched the account since late July/early August, I knew that the yellow envelope was bad. And I was right. It was from a collection agency called "Collect Corp" demanding that I pay $269.70 within 40 hours or "severe action" would be taken. I think it's kinda funny because it was dated Feb 11 and I didn't even open the stupid thing until Feb 25. Nice "severe action", Collect Corp. Anyways, I went to the bank and immediately dished out almost $300 for my own stupidity and a really dreamy bank teller named Travis helped me out. Anyways, that shit is outta my life.
-I am on birth control now. Cramps kill me. Plus, i'm on the stuff that doesn't make you fat and clears your skin up. Yay. Plus, the consultation with the doctor went surprisingly well. I didn't even have to have a dig or a breast massage (pap or mammogram in vulgar terms).
-I got drunk enough to realize that I don't want to get drunk for awhile. I downed a bottle of wine in probably (estimating...) 45 minutes? Then I threw a phone book at Josh (playfully, i might add!) and got in the tub in my clothes and ran the water for awhile. I thought I was gonna barf so I stuck my fingers down my throat awhile. Then I passed out and Josh cleaned my apartment because he's a nice guy. I woke up two hours later feeling absolutely sober. I ate pizza and went back to sleep. I guess the accomplishment is that I know that I can't hold my liquor as well as I think I can.
-Josh came to family supper, went surprisingly well (even though he didn't know the difference between the big and little fork).
-I started flossing my teeth regularly.

Now for this week:
-Talk to advisor about transfering to Montreal
-Fight with assholes at Student Union and try and re-claim my medical insurance
-Have a nervous breakdown because of Shakespeare class
-Stop eating turkey wraps for every meal

Well, that's a point form summary of my life. I mean, I guess I could elaborate and talk about why i'm happy or about how my neighbors fight with their baby a lot but i'm kinda lazy.

Although I do miss buying clothing. I miss it a lot. The other day, Will told me that I used to look like a little art project (in referal to the way I dress). Now I just look like a scrub I guess. Lately i've been very inspired by the fashion of the Olsen twins. And of course, I can't forget Ashlee Simpson (although i'm kinda mad at Ashlee Simpson right now, but it's not her fault or anything).

I wish I had time to have friends. I wish I had time to apolojize to the friends who think that I really do have time for friends. I want summer to be here and I wish that my apartment wasn't so damn cold.

Imma post pictars soon! I feel like this semester is just speeding by. School is moving faster than a skanky girl on the Palace dance floor.

Must get off internet now.

I la la la la la love you.
~Sar