"You play a virgin in the light, but need no urgin' in the night"
ANOTHER TYPICAL DAY AT THE COFFEE BARN
Creepy Man #67 and counting: "Hey, I like your, uh, EARRINGS there, very errotic. hahah, errotic? I meant exotic....ha....haha.ha"
Me: "Thanks. Take your coffee"
*Creepy man stares and continues to be creepy*
*I stare back pretending not to know that he is being creepy*
(Continues for 7 to 12 seconds)
Creepy Man #67 and counting: "So, must be from some exotic fancy, foreign country, huh? ha....haha....ha"
Me: "Who me?"
Creepy Man #67 and counting: "Well the coffee. You too?"
Me: "Dartmouth. bye"
*Turns and walks away. I call him a tit head under my breath, he hears "tit" and not "head" so in creepy language he probably thinks I said "come get my tit" or something equally gross. Creepiness commences. I hide in back room for 5 minutes*
So many weirdos in Dartmouth.
So many pervs waiting to jump.
ANOTHER TYPICAL DAY AT THE COFFEE BARN
Creepy Man #67 and counting: "Hey, I like your, uh, EARRINGS there, very errotic. hahah, errotic? I meant exotic....ha....haha.ha"
Me: "Thanks. Take your coffee"
*Creepy man stares and continues to be creepy*
*I stare back pretending not to know that he is being creepy*
(Continues for 7 to 12 seconds)
Creepy Man #67 and counting: "So, must be from some exotic fancy, foreign country, huh? ha....haha....ha"
Me: "Who me?"
Creepy Man #67 and counting: "Well the coffee. You too?"
Me: "Dartmouth. bye"
*Turns and walks away. I call him a tit head under my breath, he hears "tit" and not "head" so in creepy language he probably thinks I said "come get my tit" or something equally gross. Creepiness commences. I hide in back room for 5 minutes*
So many weirdos in Dartmouth.
So many pervs waiting to jump.
2 Comments:
At 6:56 PM,
Big Nikki said…
yah we get those in the PD all the time, in fact i had one the other night and i wanted to punch him in the face. i almost kicked him out and also came very close to dumping his drink on him. cute old mean are awesome, creepy old men make you want them to die!!!!
and...come get my tit is funny
At 5:50 AM,
Saraiu01 said…
Yea. What REALLY annoys me is when they LOOK like the cutest of cute old men and then they ACT creepy. It's like the exorcist or something!
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