THEY DEPRYVED ME OF MY CODINE

....but it's ok. I got the skinny grafty thingy done, pffttt, nothin! I've never had my mouth frozen so it was cool, plus, it's only 8:50 a.m. and it's over with and I have the next two beautiful days of no work to enjoy the sun! woo hoo. Now, let's talk about the skin graft.

I got in and I was terrified because i've NEVER had a skin graft OR my mouth frozen. Anyways, she stuck a needle in the roof of my mouth, it killed! but soon my whole face felt funny, like someone had punched me 10-15 times. salright though, I couldn't feel a damn damn. So then she proceeded to scrape flesh off the roof of my mouth but since I couldn't feel it i loved it! anyways, i just stroked my lips the whole time because they felt like arms, SOOO huge, it was phenomenal. Anyways, the dentist kept getting pissed and saying: "Would you PLEASE STOP TOUCHING YOUR LIPS?" but I just couldn't. it was fun. Then she sewed them up, i could see it because i asked for a mirror. Seriously, i think i could do medical stuff, i'm not really grossed out by it and I absolutely LOVE picking at things.

Anyways, so I drove home (still mildly upset about the lack of codine). I got home and told my mom to punch me in the lip but she wouldn't. I kept saying "come on, ho, take yr best SHOT!, right in the kisser!". she just ignored me. I wanted to call people and hang out but I realized that no one was probably up yet. Then about 20 minutes ago I got bored and played with my mouth cos it is still frozen, i hung a clothes pin off it, put ice on it and poked it with sharp things.

Overall, I have a hole in the roof of my mouth, stitches in the roof of my mouth and on my gums, a frozen mouth (i think part of my nose is frozen too), and some crazy paste stuck to my gums. Was it worth it? fuck yea.

This experience was strangly grafifying (shout outs to the bitches who get intended pun).