Today Nicole, my dad and myself went to Smitty's for a late breakfast. It was yummy. Nicole eats like a small child and she flings around her food like it's a weapon. Anyways, my favorite part of lunch was when the trashiest girl who exceeded no more than 100 pounds walked by us with the most attempted seductive hip twist walk i've ever seen. However, she did not in anyway pull it off, it looked like she put her tampon in the wrong way or something. PLUS, she had a giant Montreal Canadians tatoo that was half way down her ass along with her cheap, "dirty denim" stretch hiphugger disgusto's. Anyways, she went into the bathroom.

Dad: "YEA! MONTREAL CANADIANS! did you girls see that montreal canadians tatoo. Canadian hockey? hahahah"

Me: "OH MY GOSH!!! That is the worst walk i've EVER seen! Seriously, just wait till she gets out of the bathroom! it's halarious, i don't know what that idiot is trying to pull!!"

Nicole is opposite me and is laughing like a moron and then she points to the table DIRECTLY beside us where her boyfriend had heard our whole conversation and was looking at me like I had an extra ass growing out of my neck.

My Dad finished the situation with a bang when he said (loud enough for sex walker's bf to hear): "I mean really, when she dresses and walks like that and has a MC tatoo on her butt what does she expect?"

Larry saves the day, AGAIN!

I don't think any of you will think it's funny. shut up.