About two years ago, I found an interesting photo in my parents album which illustrated their honeymoon following their marriage (fuck this "second honeymoon" business.)

Anyways. I think it was Will and I who were looking at these photos. So after gushing over how "in love" my parents were and whatnot, we turned the page and see this creepy picture which contained very obvious sexual implications.

Dad: naked from neck up, lying on white sheet.
Beside his face: naked foot, arched slightly, toes curled

My Dad's face looks creepy and the foot looks like it's doing something.
To make matters worse, written below the picture is "Phase One".

This is in our fucking family photo album. I mean, it's one thing to photograph a foot rubbing a face, but did they really need to further my obvious disgust by writing "phrase one"?! To make matters worse, they put it in our family photo album.

Anyways, for years afterwards, Will insisted on reminding me by saying "a little phase one?" anytime there was potential for two people hooking up, him and I making out, and more violatively, when my parents left the room together.

This entry sucks. But I was just looking at photo albums and it reminded me of it.

I haven't phase oned in awhile.