By all means you can vibe with this girl, just don't mug yourself.

and HEY!!! SHOPPING ROCKS MY WORLD!!!

So hey, I think I have a terrible tendency to impulse shop.  Impulse shopping is probably the world's worst habit.  You see, my butt and I have this on going love/hate relationship.  My butt loves me but I don't love it; therefore, my butt will not leave me alone and sticks to me like glue.  Anyways, the butt problem makes buying clothing a little stressful.  Anyways, since I don't like shopping in real stores and my butt follows me wherever I go, i've taken up online shopping!! I got a mini skirt, a Puma track jacket and a tank top yesterday from Urban Outfitters and i didn't have to agonize over how my butt looked, I just bought it and got it over with.   This can't be a good way to throw away money but when have I ever been good with money?  Don't judge me. 

Then there is the emotional shopping.  One time Jill and I cut class and she bought 14 things, I think she probably only ended up wearing about 4 or 5 of them.  Emotional shopping is second to impulse shopping because not only are you a bag of manic panic with a credit card, chances are it is going to be an impulse buy, so you've killed two birds with one stone.  When I dragged Willis to Margolians it was based on the fact that I wanted to remedy my sympathy with material crap.  Anyways, what came out of the trip?  a tank top and a shirt that will probably end up earning me a sexual assault.   Actually, I refuse to call that polka dottted thingy a shirt, it's more like a boob sack.  Anyways, I think the only reason why I bought the fucking thing is because the night before I wore a polka dotted shirt to retro night and some gay guy called me the "Mother Teresea of fashion".  So yea, i'm shallow.  Either way, i've already given the rant about how at least one to twenty slutty shirts are essential to every girls wardrobe.  Also, if worn correctly and at the appropriate time, sassy yet sophisticated shirts can likely enhance self esteem, you know, that whole post feminism thing where feminists are allowed to be pretty?  That's where i'm going, this women's lib thing is in.

So anyways, I guess the bottom line is that i'm going to try not be be emotional and impulsive. 

But it doesn't mean i'm going to stop shopping.

Cheers!