I don't understand people who.....
think that tank tops over t-shirts are acceptable
can cheat and not be up-front about it
buy Persian kittens as a means to increase their social status
buy furniture designed for 50 year olds when they're 20
think that physical fighting is entertaining
can't enjoy teen girl movies
think that dumpster diving is cool/bragworthy
accept anything and everything as "artistic"
find pleasure in flirting with 10239182 boys they don't like and then complaining about it
don't dance when there is music
think that pale lips and dark liner looks good
have no desire to see the world
act like because they drink soy milk or eat organic food, they are better
get spray tans
think that tank tops over t-shirts are acceptable
can cheat and not be up-front about it
buy Persian kittens as a means to increase their social status
buy furniture designed for 50 year olds when they're 20
think that physical fighting is entertaining
can't enjoy teen girl movies
think that dumpster diving is cool/bragworthy
accept anything and everything as "artistic"
find pleasure in flirting with 10239182 boys they don't like and then complaining about it
don't dance when there is music
think that pale lips and dark liner looks good
have no desire to see the world
act like because they drink soy milk or eat organic food, they are better
get spray tans
5 Comments:
At 3:22 PM,
Anonymous said…
i thought you loved pale lips and dark liner...
have you been lying to me all this time?!??!
At 3:23 PM,
Anonymous said…
-emily
At 7:25 PM,
Anonymous said…
Sarah,
I always knew you didn't understand me!
I kind of like tank tops over tee shirts (Clueless), and dumpster diving is fun and funny.
Plus physical fighting is entertaining: Fight Club, WWF (esp ManKind), and Jerry Springer are a couple worthy examples.
Finally, sometimes dancing is uncalled for.
The kitten pics make up for the insults you have made on my character.
~Darcy
At 7:33 PM,
Saraiu01 said…
Emily: You're right. Dark liner/light lips is a love/hate relationship for me.
Darce: There is always an exception to the rule (Clueless is appreciated for it's cheesy, satiric nature). Dumpster diving is fun, not politicfal. You brag about getting Tim Bone, not some old soy from the organic food store. Staged fighting is separate from bar fighting. And finally, dirty dancing or "uncalled for" dancing isn't dancing, it's dry sex.
At 8:21 AM,
Anonymous said…
Sar,
You make a good argument.
Bravo
~Darcy
P.S. Your kitties are becoming more and more cuddlier. I am jealous!
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