I'll feel weird if you're trying to be sexy sex and i'm in the next room playing Mario Brothers Three--

Since i'm feeling somewhat cynical and bitter, i've decided to furthur my list of things/people that irritate me. Here are a few which have come to mind over the last few days:

-When people write "lol", "lmfao", or any other lame internet lingo. I'm a little disappointed in myself for not including that in my first list.
-People who feel the need to talk about how their past made them who they are today. I mean, obviously your boyfriend who was your soul mate dumping you or whatever has impacted your relationships, or your dog dying or whatever. But I really don't like to hear about it. It's like when I say that Corey is mean and Andrew insists on retorting back with: "He used to live on the streets Sarah!". He's still mean all the same.
-When girls wear brown lip liner and pale lips. Worst look in the world. When I see it, I always find myself licking my lips because i'm so shocked that i'm scared it may have jumped to my lips or something. Yea, it's weird.
-When people who are not fashionable go to fashion school.
-People who work at ALDO
-When people put pony tails on their babies. It looks ridiculous. They take the tiniest amount of hair that is equivelant to the amount in two eye brows and insist on exploiting their babies with this stupid pony tail. I've hated that ever since I can remember.
-The Atkins Diet and anyone who is on the Atkins Diet. And if you reeeaaalllyyy want me to dislike you, people who insist on DISCUSSING and DEFENDING The Atkins Diet!
-When girls get drunk and talk about how they're ugly
-When girls get drunk and talk about being beautiful
-Velour sweatsuits.
-When i'm nice to people and they don't leave a tip
-When Nicole insists on calling Alligator Ice Treats "Alligator" and then continues to do so only to bother me
-The girl who comes into Stabstucksd (name changed so i don't get fiarred when this comes up on a google search) with her father and demands carrot cake. She hits her father too. She is overweight and bratty.
-People who think that because they know a lot about music, they are better/more cultured/more fashionable/more intelligent than you
-When you're really tired and try to read before bed and really need to get the reading done. But you're so tired that you just keep dropping the book on your face and hurting yourself and waking yourself back up. I do this a lot.

Okay, that's all I can think of now.

Erin, I would really like to see you do one of these. Please!! Or at least add some to my list (things that I hate or you hate or we both hate). Plus, you said that you wanted to see "more of [the list]" so this is for you!