"Hey!! Do you ever feel dizzy and not drunk? Do you?!"
So The Constantines show= negative.
I arrived at Kathy's and consumed not 5, not 6, but 7 very potent vodka drinks (I know, i'm an idiot). So anyways, as we get in the cab I realize i'm REALLY hammered but I don't want anyone to know that I think i'm going to barf. Anyways, we get into the Marquee and I ran out the basement door and just let it alllllllll go; I barfed in an ally till I couldn't barf anymore. So the whole time i'm saying to myself (I don't know if it was out loud or in my head) 'Sarah, you can do it, just go inside and tell them you're too drunk and you're leaving'. I couldn't, everytime I walked I just fell right back over. After about an hour I walked like 3 steps and fell over at some guys feet, I yelled up to him: "HEY! do you ever feel dizzy and not drunk?", the guy kind of half shrugged his shoulders and was obviously giggling at the extremely drunken girl sprawled on the ground at his feet. So I asked again: "Do you???!!! Do you ever feel DIZZy, but not DRUNK?" and finally the guy is like "yea, sure".
"Give me your cell phone!"
"What?"
"Your cell phoneeee........"
So he hands it over and I called my friend Allison to come get me. I think she thought I was being assaulted or something. She said that when she pulled into the parking lot my body was hunched over and I dove into her car head first. Chris was out there with me at that point and the only recollection of any conversation exchanged between us was me saying (repeatedly) "I't s a barfy bar!!". So yea, I don't think i'll be drinking for awhile, at least not vodka times seven.
I have a few pictures but there not as bad ass as they could have been.
So The Constantines show= negative.
I arrived at Kathy's and consumed not 5, not 6, but 7 very potent vodka drinks (I know, i'm an idiot). So anyways, as we get in the cab I realize i'm REALLY hammered but I don't want anyone to know that I think i'm going to barf. Anyways, we get into the Marquee and I ran out the basement door and just let it alllllllll go; I barfed in an ally till I couldn't barf anymore. So the whole time i'm saying to myself (I don't know if it was out loud or in my head) 'Sarah, you can do it, just go inside and tell them you're too drunk and you're leaving'. I couldn't, everytime I walked I just fell right back over. After about an hour I walked like 3 steps and fell over at some guys feet, I yelled up to him: "HEY! do you ever feel dizzy and not drunk?", the guy kind of half shrugged his shoulders and was obviously giggling at the extremely drunken girl sprawled on the ground at his feet. So I asked again: "Do you???!!! Do you ever feel DIZZy, but not DRUNK?" and finally the guy is like "yea, sure".
"Give me your cell phone!"
"What?"
"Your cell phoneeee........"
So he hands it over and I called my friend Allison to come get me. I think she thought I was being assaulted or something. She said that when she pulled into the parking lot my body was hunched over and I dove into her car head first. Chris was out there with me at that point and the only recollection of any conversation exchanged between us was me saying (repeatedly) "I't s a barfy bar!!". So yea, I don't think i'll be drinking for awhile, at least not vodka times seven.
I have a few pictures but there not as bad ass as they could have been.


3 Comments:
At 7:59 PM,
Anonymous said…
bad ass.
sarah i hate it that i don't see you at school!
can you tell me your schedule so that i can stalk, whoah i mean, find a time when i might possibly cross paths with you????
hope i see you tomorrow.
~N
At 4:58 AM,
Saraiu01 said…
NIKKI!
i think my schedule is completely opposite from yours!
tues 10 30-4 20
wed 7 - 9 30
thurs 10 30 - 7
weeee!
At 4:57 AM,
Anonymous said…
wow that really is the COMPLETE opposite!
oh well...see you at our date on sunday!
~N
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