My mom thinks she has it sooo tough, today she woke up and walked to her salon/spa and got her hair done. Then she came home and I informed her that the dishwasher that she loves more than her children has been fixed.

The Constantines tonight! yay! Is anyone else going? Please come!

My Contemporary LIterature class gets more and more bizarre every class. Yesterday my teacher brought in "the smallest book in the world", it was ridiculous; seriously the size of a finger nail. I think it was sort of silly.

Oh yea, and the people in my class willingly shared their drug ancedote stories about how at FIRST the book didn't make a glimmer or sense but after smoking a doob it was like, totally awesome man.

Some funny things happened at school this week, well, not halarious but amusing nontheless. My Shakespeare professer was talking about the different ways love can be interpretated in A Midsummers Night Dream and of course there were the obvious answers: "love is fickle", "love is maddening", "love is contentious", blah blah blah. Then this awesome guy (40 and as eccentric as they come) shouts out "Love is a BATTTLEFIELD"!!! I thought this was awesome but only like five people in the class laughed. Seriously, how can you not be familiar with Pat Benetar? arg.

I have to work for seven hours tonight but I don't care, maybe because I get to hit the sauce afterwards.

I hope you feel better Krista, come to the bar tonight, I will buy you a shot of whisky.