"You give me hot pants"
So yesterday almost killed me. I did a million different things but i was productive. I woke up and went over to crazy millionaire from New York's house to start cleaning and got really angry. The asshole flies in from NY maybe twice a year and he needs a beautiful, furnished house less than a two minute walk from Spring Garden Road to himself? I wish that jerk would just give me that house. He is selfish.
So I started cleaning and found all sorts of things (including a weed stash). The mantle is decorated with two marble carvings of riffle's which are amazing. The house itself was filthy but it reminds me of a house that would of been around in the 1930's in London.
After I finished cleaning me and Erin decided to go see "Anything Goes" at Pa. I dont know about that, first of all, the whole play was based around these two semi slutty girls and every once in awhile these cackling asians would run on and off the stage. I think the whole thing was kind of sexist as well as racist. oh well, people wernt pc in the 20s. My favorite line in the play was "if they put a bullet in your brain, I would complain".
Went to the Marquee to see 52M and got in for free plus a free beer ticket!!! saaaaawweett. The best part of the night was when a crazy lady told me I had beautiful teeth which normally, would be quite flattering. Then she smiled; crazy crooked teeth that were blacker than Darcy Elliot at a hip hop show. It looked like she had bugs crawling around in there!!!!
So finally we watched the hip hop show in the basement where some guy named Word Burglar was performing. sooooo good. I liked it when he said he was "foul like a sitting duck". Darcy danced like i've never seen before and she made me want to dance. We shook it for a good hour, decided to go find bug teeth and make her shake it with us but she was no where to be found.
A cute boy talked to me and asked what I was drinking, I said water (I was driving!!), he kind of slowly moved away after that. Yea, you retard, because if I was drinking rum I would totally make love to you on the dance floor.
Giv'er
So yesterday almost killed me. I did a million different things but i was productive. I woke up and went over to crazy millionaire from New York's house to start cleaning and got really angry. The asshole flies in from NY maybe twice a year and he needs a beautiful, furnished house less than a two minute walk from Spring Garden Road to himself? I wish that jerk would just give me that house. He is selfish.
So I started cleaning and found all sorts of things (including a weed stash). The mantle is decorated with two marble carvings of riffle's which are amazing. The house itself was filthy but it reminds me of a house that would of been around in the 1930's in London.
After I finished cleaning me and Erin decided to go see "Anything Goes" at Pa. I dont know about that, first of all, the whole play was based around these two semi slutty girls and every once in awhile these cackling asians would run on and off the stage. I think the whole thing was kind of sexist as well as racist. oh well, people wernt pc in the 20s. My favorite line in the play was "if they put a bullet in your brain, I would complain".
Went to the Marquee to see 52M and got in for free plus a free beer ticket!!! saaaaawweett. The best part of the night was when a crazy lady told me I had beautiful teeth which normally, would be quite flattering. Then she smiled; crazy crooked teeth that were blacker than Darcy Elliot at a hip hop show. It looked like she had bugs crawling around in there!!!!
So finally we watched the hip hop show in the basement where some guy named Word Burglar was performing. sooooo good. I liked it when he said he was "foul like a sitting duck". Darcy danced like i've never seen before and she made me want to dance. We shook it for a good hour, decided to go find bug teeth and make her shake it with us but she was no where to be found.
A cute boy talked to me and asked what I was drinking, I said water (I was driving!!), he kind of slowly moved away after that. Yea, you retard, because if I was drinking rum I would totally make love to you on the dance floor.
Giv'er
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